"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for approval, I can tell you I don't have any. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills -- skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you leave my language alone right now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will punctuate you."

Saturday, August 3, 2013

Is That Anything Like Watergate?

Went to the empty out the mini-storage today; found this note on the office door. The full text read: "MANAGERS OR OUT ON THE PROPERTY. IF YOU ARE HERE ON FOR BUSINESS PLEASE COME THROUGH THE MAN GATE [...]".

As I was a man, I used the man gate. However, I wondered what any women and children would use, as I saw only the one gate.

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